25 Funny Things Everyone Is Actually Guilty Of Doing

11. Lying To Your Doctor About Your Alcohol Consumption

Indeed, I only have one or two beers a month, tops. You know you are lying; your doctor knows you are lying; hence, what good is it? Your monthly alcohol intake of one or two drinks seems somewhat unusual. Tell your doctors the truth always; if that isn't working, hone your lying skills. One drink per week looks more likely than one drink every month to be drank.